I live in a small town, in a small county, with family all over the place. Half of which I don’t even know. So the inevitable happened…….
I got matched with someone I may be vaguely related to.
All our mutual friends were my cousins, so I obvs had to ask! (Yes I have no problem starting a conversation first, which sadly seems to be unusual for a girl…)
So Typical Tinder Tom or TTT as he will now be know as, says that yes he knows my cousins. No elaboration. So next question,
Me: “Friends or family?”
Thats it, I’m done. TTT tries to keep me chatting but I’m off like a debs dress…